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The Symptoms:
The sufferer becomes depressed and withdrawn when not near a theater.
Rapid rise in pulse at the sight of one, even if closed.
Behavior then becomes excitable, dashing heedlessly across roads, flattening nose against theatre door pane, muttering names
of likely architects, etc.
Patient spends much money on film in case a photo opportunity arises.
When admiring any theatre, however altered, is oblivious to curious stares from "normal" people.
The Treatment:
Patient must be kept well supplied with theatre talk. All visitors must be prepared to discuss theatre at length.
Sufferer should be encouraged to go on tours and visits to meet other victims of the illness.
Relations and friends can aid recovery by providing free transportation, drinks, and meals if residing in an area populated
by a theatre.
They should always brace themselves for sudden stops or swerving of the vehicle should a theatre sighting occur while
they are riding with the victim.
Look out for theatres on their vacations and photograph them.
Remember:
Theatre books and memorabilia are very therapeutic and much appreciated.
The above is by Martin Tapsell of the
Cinema Theatre Association
Link to them at:
Cinema Theatre Association
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